Dear Face,

I hereby solemnly swear to keep you out of the sun, wear SPF daily, and start using some sort of anti-aging/wrinkle cream from this day forward for the rest of my life. I am terrified that you will turn into a catcher's mitt by the time I am 30, and although I am young and have great skin I am already completely terrified of what the future might hold for you. It's not like I dont have a quick wit and excellent sense of humor to fall bad on once my looks fade, I just prefer having it all. Is it socially acceptable to wear a ski mask in public?

Shade me,
G