Dear Roommate Seekers On Craigslist,

Why is there ALWAYS a catch?! Every day I find someone with a seemingly excellent new place for rent. Then, THEN, there is always that one sentence. Like..."But we have to share a bathroom"...or "I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs" or "Preferably looking for a non-partier" or "I no speaj Enligh" or "Oh yea, I have AIDs, meningitis, and one leg....hope it's not an issue!!!". Please God, can I find someone who KNOWS the meaning of having a good time, won't murder me in my sleep, give me diseases, OR own 80 cats?!!?!?

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