Dear stupid woman (and many before you),

When you get off the escalator KEEP GOING! Stand around and get your bearings after you take few steps. You are like a clot in the artery of smooth commuting! There are people behind you and we are gonna keep moving forward (as we are standing on a people mover) even if you don't! And for goodness sake! Stand on the right, walk on the left. Don't know what rock you've been living under but the rest of the world has been following these simple common sense rules for years.

grr,
Flaca