Dear Summer,

Top 10:

1.) Getting arrested
2.) Peeing in a drawer
3.) Telling an Indian guy "You'll neva get this vajin!!!!"
4.) Being asked to leave bar for pouring beer on giant black man
5.) Failed romance with Mr. Nice Guy
6.) Receiving text messages of bare, erect penises
7.) Living in someone's house for a week without them knowing
8.) Making someone break their hand because of scandalous prank call
9.) Threatening to assault my gay husband
10.) Hitting on a 19 year old...then being stalked by said teen

You're the Best,
A