dear waiter at dino,

thank you for being the highlight of my day. here i was, pouting all day about what a douchebag the ex is and feeling sorry for my perpetually-single self, and then you show up with your french accent and a glass of prosecco, saying "for you, while you wait for your friend." oh, foreign man with complimentary sparkling wine, you are two of my favorite weaknesses rolled into one. thank you for reminding me that there are such better things out there - and that i deserve them.

much love,
K.C.