Dear Boss,

I know you thought it was funny that last Thursday I called some guy who walks through our office all the time, "homeslice." I thought it slightly witty myself. We all chuckled and moved on. However, the fact that you then later went home on friday and told your husband and son about my reference and you all "laughed for a good half an hour about it" leads me to believe I should no longer measure how funny I am (12, on a scale of 1 to 10, just in case you were wondering) by your responses to my jokes.

Maybe you should get out a little more,
Homegirl.