Dear Christians:
Believing that unless you have a totally silent birth you will be traumatized by "engrams" is not really that different from believing that a virgin gave birth to a baby who grew to be the son of god, took away our sins, and arose from the dead. Stop shoving it down my throat already--it didn't take the first time for a reason.
Oh, and get off my uterus,
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2 comments:
I said the same thing, and they were like "Shut up" and and I was like "You shut up" and they were like "Uh uh" and I was like "Uh huh" and they were like "Oh really" and I was like "Yeah really" and then they were like "We're gonna burn you at the stake heathen" and I was like "Uh uh" and they were like "Uh huh" so I prayed to Flying Spaghetti Monster to save me and he sent down his noodly appendage and we danced in rivers of marinara for a week. True story. Ramen.
lolz!! true true
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