Dear Christina Ag,

The fact that your baby's name means "The Greatest Song" in Hebrew makes my heart smile. Not only is that adorable and fitting to your talents, but it is also an homage to your husband's Jewish roots. I miss your "Dirty" mode a little but am happy to exchange it for your ultra-glam loving wife and mother mode. I aspire to be just like you, Jewish man and all.

Looking up to a Girl That Once Wore Chaps and Underwear While Grinding in Water in a Boxing Ring,
G