Dear Coming Home To A Teenage Boy (NOT my Brother) Passed Out On My Bedroom Floor,

What just happened?!


P.S. Nice touch leaving with my thesis in your hand. What exactly are you planning on doing with that in your drunken stupor? I wasn't aware that you liked to do research in your blackouts.

P.S.S. You're alive...don't know if you're aware of that right now.

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