dear platonic friend who i'm in complete lust with,

seriously? since when do i sneak away from parties and bang people in their backseats on some random street?? i'm just not that kind of girl. but you seriously turn me on soooooo much. i dunno if its your HUGE cock or the fact you know how to use your HUGE cock. you asked where your christmas present is? its gonna be a box of magnums for you. to use on me. shit.

impatiently waiting for our next romp,
-j