Dear High School Musical,

While driving home from the bar (yes it's 7pm, I started at 5, it's okay) I listened to you and thought...you know, I could just stay in and watch the movie. But I am forcing myself to go over to a friend's and do normal things (drink and watch american gladiators) instead of stay home and watch you, because I am 23 not 13. I'll probably see you tomorrow though, in all honesty.

And my parents wonder why I have no time to write my thesis,
Homegirl.