Dear Hot Australian Roommate,
DON'T tell me that you and your (really hot) male friend once had a threesome with some girl. How am I supposed to concentrate and or look you in the eye when all I can think of is two hot australians teaming up on me?!?!
Also, walking around shirtless all the time is not helping. Put that hot body away please.
Is this what it feels like to think like a boy?