Dear Life:

Thank you for constantly validating my belief that I am one of the funniest people I know. If only single, semi-normal, straight DC men would read this and reply to me so that I could be one of the most gettin it people I know.

Funny is good, but f*ckin is better,
b

PS DC men, seriously, I WILL NOT talk about your peen here. (I just laughed so hard.) No, REALLY!!!