Probably My Fave Post Ever

NOT Dear Dear Life Haters:

You people are the reason why I would buy out's "I Hate People" t-shirt section. You know what? I don't go around reading shit I hate and commenting on it!!! (Okay, I kinda wanna do that, but still, I don't.) And don't act like all the stories about falling down, making out, and parental trauma aren't freaking funny b/c they really, really are. Please reference my dear to people who don't get my sense of humor and then add a "and kindly go f*ck yourself" to the end of it. Get over yourselves already.

Can't Wait to Meet One of You and Bitch Slap Your Not-Funny Ass,

PS Dear Lifers, I so love y'all. Seriously. Don't change.

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