Dear Nashville,

What happened all these great stories I hear about this being 'Music City' and having THE 'Downtown' of all cities? I've been in your great state since Sunday, and I've felt nothing but cheated out of an experiences that should leave me full of regret and shaking my head. I've had an obnoxious quantity of: computer time, unhealthy food, back pain due to sleeping on the hardest couch known to man, and emotional binging, but absolutely zero fun, crazy, music-y adventures that would make me glad I spent $400 to visit.

And to think I was so excited about leaving my beloved, fantastic, hometown of D.C.

Next time, thinking before I cheat,
Ace