Dear New Room Mate:

I am seriously excited about you. I think you will be the least crazy of all of my former roommates/housemates. You are currently talking on the phone in the kitchen and your conversation does not make me want to kill you. And you talk about other things aside from Comcast cable, Windows XP and ridiculously absurd politics (which your father has instilled into your mind instead of you making a conscious decision. I'm talking about you, last roommate.Im not bitter. No. No.) It was also kind of silly when we woke up and your boyfriend and i were wearing the same exact shirt. Only his was man-sized and mine was wee.

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Let's go get drunk sometime.


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