dear platonic guy friend (w/benefits?)(PGF, if you will),

YOU HAVE A GIRL ON THE SIDE WHO YOU HAVE A 'THING' WITH?!?! oh cool! please don't get a girlfriend. i mean, seriously. this could work for me. sex and nothing but. we won't talk ever (which apparently you're into) and we'll just have random, mindblowing sex. yeah! sounds good.

oh, and just so you know, i kinda have someone on the side, too. bitch.

none the less im down to fuck at any time,

ps. i apologize for all the paretheses.

1 comment:

cj said...

Hey! I've done this before!