Dearest A:

If your blog wasn't so cool and you didn't regularly post my awesome dears, I might hate you a little for your stupid, big-peened, I heart A and tell everyone boyfriend. Instead, I am not at all jealous of you and hoping you fall down in the street and skin your knee. NOT.AT.ALL.

So happy for you *squeal*,
b

PS My sarcasm/bitterness has reached new levels. Even I don't know what of the above I actually mean. I'm hoping it's the good parts, but I kinda doubt it. ;-)