Dear Body,

i think you are hot. most people do. yet, when i was trying on bathing suits an odd thing happened. the small fit my boobs, but the small did not fit my ass, neither did the medium. are you fucking kidding me? i have a SMALL chest and a LARGE ass?? thanks a lot. no wonder people called me ghettobooty in highschool.

I Still Think You're Hot,
Fat Ass Anna