Dear Cat That Lives in My Apartment That I Call "Zocco",

I find it quite hilare that while i am sitting on the floor applying mascara to my infection infected eyes- you are too dumb to realize that while you're taking a whizz your ass is not in the litter box... its actually poking out the mini kitty litter door. as i continue to laugh my ass off at you - you attempt to clean up your mess by dumping litter on top of it.

Your Loving Mother of Sorts,
Tink