Dear Married Men On Craigslist Looking For "Discreet Fun",

I hope you get in some gruesome accident with your weed whacker that involves the dismemberment of your (probably teensy) penises. This is my wish for you. That, or for your wife to have a temper comparable to Lorena Bobbit.

Have Fun Burning In the Fiery Flames of Justice Served,

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