Tween pages who sit outside my office all day,
I understand that you think you are a big shot now that you intern at the general assembly. News flash: this is the state government. Bush isn't #1 on my speed dial and Pelosi is not my home girl. However, I am still more important than you and I do not want to hear you talk all day long about the cool new color of your braces or how Tommy checked "yes" and you are now bf/gf. I have more important things to do…like check this blog and people.com hourly.
Wishing I was on the beach with a big drink instead of near you,