Dear T-pain and Yung Joc,

Your new song is so hot that it makes me want to be in your video as the token hussy sitting next to one of you on a couch in V.I.P. whispering in your ear in slow-mo with my perfectly applied lip gloss highlighting every syllable. Either that or the girl sliding down the pole while you make it rain with dolla bills on me.

I'ma Buy YOU a Drank,
A