Dear Bad Bahavior of Late-

Ok, so you have been a lot of fun.....I'll admit that. Sex with ex's best friend has been amazing, but its time for you to go. I will miss you, but now time to start acting like a lady instead of a SLUT..(although it was amazing)...In addition to you leaving, you wil be joined with Illicit Drug Use, Falling Down in Bars, and Giving Your Phone Number Out To Guys (that you thought were good looking when hammered in a bar, prior to falling down IN the bar, then having to ignore the ringing phone for days on end, until they finally get it that you're not answering).

Heavy Drinking and Dressing Like A Ho and Dating Guys With Money----you can stay.

Now that I have that off my chest, I am going to let my new "guy" take me shoe shopping...$$
-M

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