Dear Guy Who Hit On Me For Like 2 Hours Tonight,

Even though you clearly had some sort of social disorder, it was still really really nice of you to hit on me and pay me compliments like "your feet look really good" and "i can't believe i'm talking to a woman like you". Even after I informed you that I had JUST broken up with (err ok, dumped by) someone a few days ago and was NOT interested in any kind of flirting or whatever the hell you wanted from me, you just kept on truckin'. You talked about your previous relationship, your job, your interests and hobbies, and even your drug habits. You were just roarin' to go, and though I had absolutely no interest in talking to you, I still appreciate the attention. However, I just want you to know that even if I hadn't just had my heart broken by the man that I thought I was going to marry, I still probably wouldn't want to flirt with you because you had bad teeth and are clearly jonesin' for some ritalin.

Thanks for making me feel hot though,
Y