Dear hot ex-Boyfriend with no cash-

OK, you have gone and done it...you have officially brought me to my knees (literally) and forced me to dump the hot rich guy I was going to date. Last night was so amazing....who knew making homemade pizza was so damn (shit)hot?! I am officially willing to give you a 2nd chance. WOW....and its not because the size of your peen, its the size of your peen AND brain..hehe

-M