Dear Poison,

I hate that I heard your stupid song last night that made me text my ex-boyfriend. I REALLY hate the fact that you are so yesterday, but still our song...GAWD!! I am 30!! I REALLY, REALLY hate the fact that you forced me to cancel my date with the rich, hot guy tomorrow night to go and spend the evening with the guy I LOVE who makes ZERO CASH....WTF???

~M