Dear Condescending, Arrogant Co-Worker's Girlfriend (Hereafter Referred to as Dingbat),

When your friend announces that she is going to get sick in the back of my friend's car, you get out to help her/make sure she is alright/hold her hair back as she pukes/talk her back into the car so we can drive her home or offer to walk her home, because that is what friends do.

Thank you for reminding me that though my heart is small, black and frozen solid, it does thaw out a little every now and then, and fortunately your friend was the recipient of my momentary bout of compassion.

I'm better than you,

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