"Fuck all epople"

Dear Being Nice:

Let me tell you why people nevr do you. 1). Mewn think you want their dong, regardless of whether you arte talking about their ex in a seriou, "I hopwe it works out" way
2) If you've already had the dong, they don't't get that maybe we still think you are friend-worthy, as in DO NOT GIVE A SHIT WHO YOU FUCK BC WE THINK YOU ARE AWESOME AND WANT TO KEEP YOU IN A FRIEND-ONLY CAPACITY
3) Other women hate you

Fuck all epople, I'm gonna drink more
b