Dear A & dear.life turkey:

You jerks.

I just howled "bwaHAHAHAAA!" and squirted tears down my face. I couldn't speak for almost a minute. Hysterical laughter in the workplace draws attention, you know, smartasses.

Heart,
-T

p.s. Now I have to read your damn blog with my door closed and my phone to my ear in case of hilarity. Great.