Dear d2,

I'm sorry that my blog does not quench your insatiable thirst for erotica. Rest assured, the next time my ass gets a nice, hard spank, I'll fill you in. Unfortunately, I'm currently experiencing the dryspell of the century. Sure, if I get desperate enough, I could def get not-so-new crush (who is too young for me anyway) or myspace boy (friend of a friend who's smokin hot) to do the trick, but i've already decided they both bore me.

I'll let you know when things heat up (i.e., never).


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