Dear Dad:

Know what's awesome? When you text me that I should call grandma b/c grandpa's been in the hospital and is now in assisted care and there's not much time left. Thanks for

a. TEXTING me that
b. the heads-up on his condition--you've known this for what, like 3 weeks?
c. basically sucking at life

Glad I'm eloping (someday),

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