My friend Paul is an idiot (I<3you) . He's been sending his dears to dear.life@gmail.com (aka not me) for the past month and wondering why i haven't been posting them. Someone actually does own that e-mail address though. Today I started g-chatting with this imposter and it turns out he's from turkey. Here's how the convo went:

dear.life: selam
kimsin
me: kimsin
dear.life: sen sohbet etmek istedin
me: istedin?
dear.life: evet
neyse yalış anlama oldu her halde
iyi günler
me: yea
who are you?
dear.life: *My, name, soot, "Virtue"Oh!, you,
I don't have english
me: hahaha
i can see that
dear.life: what
me: what is your name? how old are you?
dear.life: erdem 32
me: bahaha
im 23
dear.life: I was glad
me: that makes no sense
dear.life: I didn't understand
me: so, do you like hate the united states or what?
george bush
i bet you hate his guts
its cool i do too
but i would probably get drunk with him
dear.life: SHORT SENTENCES USE
TRANSLATION, DO, DICTIONARY,
me: ok
you win.
do you like girls or boys?
dear.life: WHO DOES NOT LIKE
me: asexuals
dear.life: I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
me: i don't understand them either
are you from turkey?
dear.life: yes
me: cool. do you eat turkey?
dear.life: I didn't understand
I could not turn
me: cranberries?

1 comment:

Paul said...

hahaha. Oh, Erdem. I have a feeling he is going to be g-chatting with me everyday now. He needs to work on his dictionary skillzzz.