Dear Posters on Dear Life,

I love you guys, this website is what keeps me going during the work day. However, it's rainy and I'm cranky so let me lay it out for you:
b- I love your stories about neighbor with the big ween even though I just about want to die from jealousy. Listen up though- DC people aren't fug. Well okay, some are, but there are plenty of hot young singles in our nations capital. I can point to at least three attractive DC chicks on this website who would back me up on this. will provide pictures if necessary.
T- your posts are tooo long. good lord.
A- you are amazing. change nothing. Except maybe fly to DC and drink massive amounts of margaritas with me for my birthday on friday. kay? great.

Cranky bitch,
Shameless