Dear Captain Asshole's Roommate Who May Actually Be Usurping The Title,

we're obviously not going to hook up anymore. i got the picture, and even though i messaged you once asking what the hell was going on and you totally ignored me, i was actually pretty happy about it until i got online and tried to show you to one of my friends.

YOU DELETED ME ON FACEBOOK.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE YEARS OLD???

ugh. that's pretty much the lowest of the low; i am degraded beyond belief.


you have a small penis and i hate you,
-c