Dear d2:

Can you not read? In the last 8 days, I have alluded to Neighbor's size with the following descriptions:

1. giving a hand job was like churning butter
2. I was gonna need a shoe horn to get it in
3. it was like a light saber
4. I needed to do deep knee bends to prepare
5. my vag was concerned for her structural integrity
6. it touched my heart, literally

Sorry I didn't take the tape measure *eye roll*,

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I personally enjoyed numbers 1, 3, and 6. But all are fab. Have a good weekend.