Dear Self,

Despite what Condescending, Arrogant Co-worker (who is also known as Co-worker I Slept With earlier this year) thinks, you're one banging bitch. You're funny, thoughtful, smart and quirky enough to stand out from the crowd but not so weird that mother's tell their children not to look at the crazy girl. Not to mention you're smokin' hot. Or, so you're told by plenty of others. Who cares if CACW is seeing someone else? You're much better. Besides, is she taking pole dancing lessons? I think not.

Smarten up,

Love, Lx.

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