Dear British Guy,

God, you are so hot. And really nice. And extremely helpful. And show an unwarranted amount of interest in being my friend considering we only met once, a year ago. And the accent is to die for. Did I mention you are gorgeous?!?!

My bone to pick with the universe:

WHY ARE YOU MARRIED?!?!?!

Life is so unfair. Good thing I'm moving to London in t-3 weeks. There boys like you are not an anomaly, but the standard. Gonna find me some SINGLE English chaps to bone.

Can't wait,

Shameless

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