Dear British Guy,
God, you are so hot. And really nice. And extremely helpful. And show an unwarranted amount of interest in being my friend considering we only met once, a year ago. And the accent is to die for. Did I mention you are gorgeous?!?!
My bone to pick with the universe:
WHY ARE YOU MARRIED?!?!?!
Life is so unfair. Good thing I'm moving to London in t-3 weeks. There boys like you are not an anomaly, but the standard. Gonna find me some SINGLE English chaps to bone.