Dear Two Hetero Men Propositioning Me To Have A Threesome,

While you are very attractive and I am completely flattered that you would both like to "have fun with me", i'm going to have to decline. The offer is tempting, however, I don't hook-up with randoms. Ever. No matter how hot you are. I just don't.

Damn My Moral Code,
A

P.S. That would be kind of a sweet ratio though.