Dear Kitchen,

You are fully stocked with every gadget even the most masterful chefs could hope for, yet my talent and desire to cook are zero. I try to spend as little time in you as possible because the thought of trying to create something edible makes me cringe. I hope that my lack of skills at whipping up a good meal don't end up detramental to my ability to ever secure a long-term relationship or one day provide nourishment for a family.

For now I'm sticking to munching on granola and the occasional Kraft mac-n-cheese.

I'm going to be a terrible wife/mother,
G