Dear Parents Of The Family In The Mall Foodcourt Today,

You were both rotound humans in jorts. Your 4 year old girl was on a leash. She was CRAWLING on the foodcourt ground(hmmmm... MAYBE since you treat her like animal). Also, you've had her perfect, tiny, kid ears pierced. And, you left your trash on the table.

Not to be judgemental or anything, but...I was judging you.

Quit eating waffle fries, pick up your shit, get on a treadmill, and stop putting holes in your precious child's body/treating her like a golden retriever.

Sorry, but I believe in tough love, fuckers.

The Truth Hurts,
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