Dear Self,

I'm going to need you to immediately stop fantasizing about the Ex. I mean it, RIGHT NOW. STOP IT. So what if you just happened to remember that time you spent all day dirty-texting each other and then came home and had crazy, wild, best-sex-of-your-life type sex? And so what if that happened kind of often? Ok I get it, yes he was the best sex of your life and you have never been more attracted to any other man. But you seem to be forgetting something pretty important here, which is that it is OVER, you will NEVER have sex with him again, and fantasizing about him is just going to end up making you upset. And then you know what's going to happen? Then its going to start happening automatically like the Pavlov experiment. Every time you get horny, you're going to immediately become upset and your sex life will be ruined forever. So... why don't you just watch some Internet porn now and forget that he ever existed, mmkay? :)

Its too early on a sunday morning for this,
Y