Dear Social Life,
You are going to have to be put on he back burner for quite some time. I know I've said this before, but this time I mean it. I have entirely too many responsibilities, am trying to handle my re-entrance into suburban life, and you have proved that you just can't handle yourself. Frankly, you're a trainwreck.
Bye nights of pitchers, hello nights hot chocolate, pjs, and good behavior.