Dear "Stripper" on the Last Supper Video:
 
2 cardinal rules of stripping:
 
1.  NEVER EVER go barefoot--ALWAYS wear 4-inch heels, preferably light up
2.  Bring it up sexy
 
I mean, you kinda rocked it, but don't give up your day job or you'll end up being that stripper that the one lame dude takes pity on and gets a lap dance from, much to the dismay of the rest of the group.
 
You can still reach for the stars while grabbing your ankles,
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