Dear A,

You take my glowing endorsements out of context. I'm awesome. And I've never had someone kick me in the balls more than you when trying to grab ass/hold vag. You held the same effect on me as the American Gladiator women when deciding if I ever wanted to be around girls. i'd go so far as to say I almost turned gay, but that's a brutal lie that no one wants to read.

Staring Up Your Skirt,
Dan