Dear Boobs,

Why are you the first part of my body to shrink when I start to lose weight?? It couldn't be my bubble butt or love-handles or inner thighs?? No it has to be my fabulous breasts! I'm gonna go eat some ice cream....

Missing my C-cups,
~Lfurr~

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

*looks down at incredible shrinking boobies*

yeah, i know right...

I've lost 10 lbs, and 4 of them came from my boobs, 2 of them came from a change in my hairstyle, and the rest came from my arms. Yet and still, my ASS seems to be bulking up like a double layer birthday cake. so not fair.