Dear Chicken Pox (Round 2):

WTF?!?!? I already had you when I was 5. It's not cool that I had you again and that you kept me from going to my fun NYE party and possibly hooking up w/ any person, opposite sex or otherwise. I hate you and your poxiness and hope you eventually die out like smallpox b/c of the new Chicken Pox vaccine.

Not love,
the Itchy & Scratchy Show, aka b