Dear Extremely Hot Boy I Had a Lot of Dirty Sex w (even though you never found my "Seven"):

I'm totally enjoying our LD email flirtation and well, let's face it, rampant email sex that's going on pretty much during our working hours. I also love that you are THE face of your father's company and that YOU are the company email. Jesus, but I can't wait for y'all to get sued and have all your emails turned over for discovery. I am never gonna be able to run for Congress, but my sign-off will be the new [random overused quote] of this millennium.

A Towel for the Lady?

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