Dear Stranger Whose Brains Were Not Up To Par With His Looks,

I'm still baffled as to why you stopped me today in the middle of the sidewalk to ask me where you parked. Moreover, after I told you honestly that I had no earthly idea, you continued to rephrase the question for several more minutes. Next time you lose your automobile, asking pedestrians for hints may be a dead end road.

Sorry,
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