Dear IRS:

I know I've had since Jan 1 to get this done...and you gave me an extension and all in April...but I'm bitter. You take half of every paycheck AND you make me do math homework once a year! Plus you charge me interest without ever paying it in return?! Not cool, IRS...not cool.

Look outside! It's October and the leaves look afire. It's more than EIGHTY DEGREES out there! This might have been the last weekend to to see sundresses! But noOOOoo! I have to fill in blanks to keep you from smushing me like a skeeter.

Hating you and not sorry about it,
-T

p.s. Hey Netflix! Don't think you're getting off Scott free. If you hadn't sent me a scratched DVD to watch while I did this, I might not be half as pissed as I am. I'll settle things with you later...